September 17 · Front Office
September 12 · Club Drop
New Semester: Gymnasium Glitter Opens at 4:00
Fall term is here and it is extremely shiny. Thirty-two new projects, eleven of them one-of-ones, built around a theme we are describing as "the last twenty minutes of a middle school dance."
There is leopard print on things that do not need leopard print. There is a mirrored object so large we have not photographed it successfully yet. Roster members get the link first, as always.
September 4 · Front Office
President Momo Has Completed Her Annual Review
Every order gets inspected before it ships. The inspection process involves walking across the packing table, sitting directly on the tissue paper, and then leaving.
This quarter she approved one hundred percent of projects, which we suspect has less to do with quality control and more to do with the tissue paper being warm. The stickers are printed either way.
August 22 · The Art Room
We Got Lockers and Immediately Assigned Them Numbers
Four salvaged school lockers, sanded, painted, and stickered within a single weekend. They now hold the unfinished projects, which means we can close a door on our own shame. Highly recommended.
Locker 4 has been jammed shut since Tuesday. We are treating whatever is inside as a surprise for later.
August 9 · Lost & Found
Research Materials (This Is Research)
A full box of 1990s tapes and paperbacks turned up at an estate sale for four dollars. We are calling it a mood board. Our accountant is calling it something else.
Several covers are already being traced for the next zine. If you recognize your childhood in an upcoming sticker sheet, that is not a coincidence and we are not sorry.
July 30 · Show & Tell
Bunny With Opinions Has Gone Home With Someone
She is placed. She left in a pink bag with two stickers and a tag. The member who claimed her has reported that she "watches television with us now," which is exactly the outcome we were hoping for.
There will not be another one. That is the deal with show & tell. There will, however, be something else — and it may also stare.
Club bulletin
Have It Delivered
Same announcements, sent to you instead of found by you. Roughly two a month, plus a heads-up before every club drop.